If you build it, they will come.

1st in a loooong while

2009-06-09T22:40:41Z

This message made it through my SPAM filter:

"Hi there
Hey where have you been recently ? I could not get any news from you for a long time. Anyway, I found a decent pharmacy store from google last week. I decided to give a shot because it was Canada Licensed Drugstore. Well the prices were % 65 cheaper than the local pharmacies in my region. So I took a chance. I took my medicines in my hand 3 days after i ordered and they were packed very well as they claimed that they provide full anonymity. Needless to say medicines are legit and they give me what i want :) If you need any medicine without any prescription, give it a try until the discount ends.
Take care of yourself. I included the url below. See you later."

I decided to write back. Here is my response:

"Hey Davey Jones!
You really should work on the language when you are trying to scam people into thinking they are your old friend. You shouldn't be so wooden in your speech.

Here you go, your text rewritten:

"Hey how are you?!?
I haven't heard from you in a while, what have you been up to recently? Listen, I am sending this email out to all of my friends because this deal is seriously too good to pass up. I needed some medication when I injured myself so I did some searching around the internet. It seemed legit because it is a Canada Licensed Drugstore. The prices were around 65% cheaper than everywhere else I checked; so I took a chance. I had the meds in my hand 3 days after i ordered them and they were packed as well as they claimed, preserving my anonymity. Needless to say medicines are legit and they give me what i want :) If you need any medicine without a prescription, give it a try until the discount ends.

Take care and I'll talk to you again soon."

What do you think?"

LULZ I hope he writes back.

Hijacked from Rhys....

2008-01-31T02:06:30Z

IF YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I want to know you better!

BE HONEST! COPY FROM HERE, THEN SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A COMMENT, THEN REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS.

1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?

2) What was your dream growing up?

3) What talent do you wish you had?

4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?

5) Favorite vegetable?

6) What was the last book you read?

7) What zodiac sign are you?

8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.

9) Worst Habit?

10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?

11) What is your favorite sport?

12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?

13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?

14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?

15) Tell me one weird fact about you.

16) Do you have any pets?

17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?

18) What was your first impression of me?

19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?

20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?

21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?

22) What color eyes do you have?

23) Ever been arrested?

24) Bottle or can soda?

25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?

27) What's your favorite place to hang at?

28) Do you believe in ghosts?

29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?

30) Do you swear a lot?

31) Biggest pet peeve?

32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?

33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?

35) Do you believe in God?

36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?

1st LJ post in almost a year.........

2007-06-10T15:33:47Z

Today is a good day....... Today I received my Dream Theater tickets.
The concert is in August and I don't know who is going with me but I can't wait. I have been wanting to see these cats in concert forever.

I have an extra ticket, if you think you might want to go.... let me know.

Thats all I have to say.

greatmoonzini @ 2006-07-15T17:37:00

2006-07-15T21:38:15Z

My Carnivale' season 2 shipped today, its only a week away.

greatmoonzini @ 2006-05-20T02:13:00

2006-05-20T06:14:42Z

Weeeeeell, it looks like this is whats up.

Dreamworks Studios is going to pay for our plane tickets, hotel room and spending cash. These are some rich ass movie folk paying us a bunch of money for this.

greatmoonzini @ 2006-05-17T20:02:00

2006-05-18T00:04:36Z

There is a Live Action Transformers movie coming out in '07.

Next Tuesday I am going to New Mexico.

The directors of this Transformers movie want A-10s in the movie.

My squadron got the contract for it.

I got picked to go.

I'm going to New Mexico to be in the movie... maybe...

I'm gonna try to be an extra, that would be wowsome!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

2006-04-15T20:12:09Z

I JUST HEARD THE NEW TOOL SONG ON THE RADIO.......... 7 MINUTES OF PURE JOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the song is called Vicarious and it is everything you would expect from a new Tool song. They are playing it 3 more times in the next 2 hours

greatmoonzini @ 2006-03-30T20:02:00

2006-03-31T01:12:05Z

Type your cut contents here. I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....BUT AT LEAST THAT BITCH KNOWS I AM SMARTER THAN HER!

Tell me something, what do you think the nature of Evil is?

I am really liking school now, even my math class. I have also been talking to a bunch of people at work about some places we are going to hike this summer. One of them is called the Linville Gorge. I really think that anyone who is interested in wowsome hikes should come down for a weekend, you will have a place to sleep and junk. It would be rad!

Sometimes when I reminisce(sp?) about days of old, I get a bit sad. You an me had some great times woman, and I miss them.

greatmoonzini @ 2006-03-23T22:12:00

2006-03-24T03:13:34Z

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=filmNews&storyID=uri:2006-03-23T095431Z_01_N23225917_RTRIDST_0_FILM-SNAKES-DC.XML&pageNumber=0&summit=

The land of Milk and Honey

2006-03-14T18:07:53Z

I am in Florida right now.
This place is totally awesome and just re-affirms my need to live near the beach. I realize more and more how much the ocean makes me happy. I just bought some snorkling gear and my buddy Dan and I are gonna go see if we can catch some sand dollars tomorrow morning. yesterday I drank the following
1 shot of cuervo 1800
2 46 ounce margaritas that were each as big as your head.. pictures in a week when I get back.
1 beer
ans Dan and I saved this guy shannon from drowning in a rip current.

what a damn good trip.

more to come later.. gotta go to work.

greatmoonzini @ 2006-03-04T14:22:00

2006-03-04T19:22:25Z

I might be moving.

And

Getting a dog!!

greatmoonzini @ 2006-02-13T17:31:00

2006-02-13T22:32:40Z

OMG, curling is the lamest olympic sport EVER!

I cant even believe people are seriously playing this!

greatmoonzini @ 2006-02-09T21:41:00

2006-02-10T02:42:28Z

I got a muhfuckin B on my hard ass online class!

thats alright with me.

greatmoonzini @ 2006-02-05T13:43:00

2006-02-05T18:44:02Z

Man, i totally want to fly aound in space....

The Detailed Starship Quiz

LiveJournal Username

Spaceship Name

Spaceship Size

How is the spaceship piloted?

How is the spaceship powered?

What's the upholstery like on the seats?

How do you see outside the spaceship?

What's the spaceship's primary purpose?

What's the Captain's catchphrase?

Main Weapon System:

Squirrel Projector

Main Defensive System:

Milk. It does a spaceship good.

Chance of catastrophic failure at critical moments

Voice of the ship's computer:

panzer667

Finds mandatory uniform unflattering:

an_open_b00k

Looks sexy in mandatory uniform:

misterwiggly

Ripped sleeves off mandatory uniform:

greatmoonzini

Spends an unhealthy amount of time in the weapons locker:

holocaustic

Fun Quizzes by Akhmed at BlogQuiz.Net

Scorpio Horoscope at DailyHoroscopes.Biz

greatmoonzini @ 2006-02-04T16:32:00

2006-02-04T21:32:55Z

1. Spell your last name backward:
yenoom

2. Story behind your first name:
when you add 13 + 5 - 2 to 123857 you get my name

3. Whens your birthday:
26 june

4. Where do you live:
fayette-nam

DESCRIBE YOUR:

5. Wallet:
it a black leather wallet

6. Eyes:
blue

7. Toothbrush:
yes

8. Jewelry worn daily:
i dont usually wear jewelry

9. Cell Phone:
or leash?

10. Pillow cover right now:
midnight blue with little drool stains

11. Car:
truck

12. Bedroom: sleeping room

13. Sunglasses:
damn I broke my fav, or only, pair

15. Cologne/Perfume:
still spraying my very sexy from VS that i got as a present a while back

16. CD in stereo right now:
30 seconds to mars, and 7 mary 3.... did you know jared leto is the lead singer to 30 seconds to mars?

17. Piercing:
none for me

18. What you are wearing now:
black boxer briefs

19. Wishing:
is fo suckas

20. Wanting:
for it to be 14 may 2007

21. What are you doing after this:
going to a hockey game

22. If you could get away with it and murder anyone who would it be:
muahahaha, some things are better leftin my mind

23. Person / People you wish you could see right now:
maybe 2 people I wish i could see right now

24. Some of your favorite movies:
ravenous, ronin, 28 days later, a walk to remember.... doh j/k

25. Something you're looking forward to in the coming week:
having monday off

26. Something you just ate:
italian sausage ravioli, which is giving me my first case of heart burn in years

27. Something you are deathly afraid of
ticks, its kinda weird, they are just so damn small but they inspire so much fear.

28. Do you like candles:
yeah i do

29. Do you like incense:
once upon a time.

30. Do you like the taste of blood:
not particularly

31. Do you believe in love:
sho nuff, not the fairy tale kind though

32. Do you believe in love at first sight?
i believe in infatuation at first sight.... love at first sight is a lie

34. Do you believe in Heaven:
yes i do

35. Do you believe in God:
yes i do

39. Can you eat with chopsticks:
i love to.

40. What's your favorite coin:
the kind the has the chocolate on the inside.

41. What are some of your favorite candies:
i love take 5's

43. What's something you wish you could understand better:
the female brain

47. Are you shy around your crush:
at first yeah

49. Do you know what it feels like to be in love: I like dwarfy's idea~ thats actually pretty good
sort of? it makes you all nauseated and tickly in the tummy but you want more and you make irrational decisions,
and your hands get all shakey and you can feel the bloods in you moving. as if they move with zeal and purpose..

50. Would you sacrifice your favorite possession for your best friend(s)?
hell yeh.

greatmoonzini @ 2006-01-30T21:39:00

2006-01-31T02:39:20Z

and just like that,

everything is good again.

I never wanted it to end like this, so please just blow me one last kiss....

2006-01-26T02:56:45Z

Its almost thursday and I will be working until next weekend.
That means I have worked every weekend for the last 4 weeks.
I hate my job.

Its hard to turn your mind, when youve looked at something in a certain way for so long.
It just doesnt want to work that way.

Some Facts about Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds till.” After you ask, “Two seconds to what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

Chuck Norris appeared in the “Street Fighter II” video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

Chuck Norris’s girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, “HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!” and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend’s bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, “Don’t fuck with Chuck!” Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse… horses are hung like Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

To prove it isn’t that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.

The original theme song to the Transformers was actually “Chuck Norris–more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris–robot in disguise,” and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

greatmoonzini @ 2006-01-21T19:06:00

2006-01-22T00:06:20Z

As the weeks go by, the military does nothing but cement my need to get out. I need some stability in my life, I need to be able to plan something without it blowing up in my face because I have to go in to work and sit around for 12 hours only to do ABSOLUTLY NOTHING!

Week by week this continues... this last year cant come fast enough.

your lips are venomous poison, poison running through my veins.

2006-01-20T00:26:32Z

Stolen from Das Midget, to whom I am forever grateful for a few key things in my life.

The problem with LJ is we all think we are so close, but really we know nothing about each other. So I want you to ask me something you think you should know about me. Something that should be obvious, but you have no idea about. Ask away.

Then post this in your LJ and find out what people don't know about you.

This is just not right

2005-12-27T22:37:58Z

http://groups.myspace.com/iheartmrdagenhart

oh my fucking god, this is not right...

RHYS!!!! what is wrong with these people???????

greatmoonzini @ 2005-12-21T11:48:00

2005-12-21T16:53:57Z

I was just driving back from wally world, and I saw this dude riding a badass hog.

that is cool by itself, however this is not where my tale ends.

He also happened to one of those german style helmets and a black leather biker jacket.

its a tad cold out so he was wearing a face mask.

Also pretty cool.

But his face mask was a skull, so it looked like he was Ghost Rider.

That guy just made a new friend today.

greatmoonzini @ 2005-12-14T23:00:00

2005-12-15T04:00:14Z

you should all watch drawn together

greatmoonzini @ 2005-12-13T23:44:00

2005-12-14T04:44:36Z

who wants to drink a 6 pack of killians with me?

greatmoonzini @ 2005-12-12T11:00:00

2005-12-12T16:00:36Z

Hey Hey Mama gonna make you move, gonna make you shake, gonna make you groove

greatmoonzini @ 2005-12-09T12:50:00

2005-12-09T17:50:49Z

Empire
You are 51% Honorable, 35% Bloodthirsty, 42% Magic-minded, and 84% tactically-oriented!

The empire, led by Karl Franz, is the most powerful nation in the old world. Men lack the powerful muscles, tough bodies, innate quickness or sorcery or the scaly skin of many of their adversaries. They make up for these shortcomings by their ingenuity. From noble knightly orders and some of the most powerful cannon in the world, to crazed flagellants, loyal state troops, and the mysterious colleges of magic, the Empire lacks no tools to defend herself.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 36% on Honor

You scored higher than 24% on Bloodthirst

You scored higher than 47% on Magic Affinity

You scored higher than 90% on Tactics

Link: The What Warhammer Faction am I? Test written by creaux on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test